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Trump and Bill Clinton Worry About Creepy Jeffrey Epstein Connection in ‘Our Cartoon President’

Trump and Bill Clinton Worry About Creepy Jeffrey Epstein Connection in ‘Our Cartoon President’ShowtimePresident Donald Trump and former President Bill Clinton have each had very little to say about their respective connections to alleged sex trafficker and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. But their cartoon personas are being a bit more forthcoming. In a hastily assembled cold open clip from this coming Sunday’s episode of the Stephen Colbert-produced Our Cartoon President on Showtime, Trump begins by addressing the nation about his ties to Epstein.“Sure, I told New York Magazine in 2002 that Epstein is a ‘terrific guy,’” Trump says, citing a real quote. “But that was before I found out that I said, later in the same sentence, that ‘he likes beautiful women…on the younger side.’” Then, cartoon Bill Clinton joins him. “Hey, everybody it’s me, America’s cold sore,” he says. “Every few years I pop up to remind you of your bad choices in the ‘90s.” Jeffrey Epstein Investigated for Child TraffickingREVEALED: We Found Billionaire Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s Secret CharityBoth men acknowledge that they may have been passengers on Epstein’s infamous private jet. “But so was Kevin Spacey,” Trump says. “The only reason I was on that jet 26, I mean, four times, was it was the best deal on Kayak.com,” Clinton adds. “You know, Bill and I may disagree on health care and criminal justice,” Trump says—as Clinton chimes in with “barely”—“but we are unified against these all but undeniable accusations.” “In the end, aren’t we all just Americans accused of the most ghastly crime imaginable?” Clinton asks before the two presidents embrace in solidarity. “I can’t believe we almost let Hillary tear us apart,” Trump concludes.Even if Saturday Night Live wasn’t on summer hiatus right now, it’s hard to imagine that show producing anything that cuts as deep as this. Read more at The Daily Beast.Got a tip? Send it to The Daily Beast hereGet our top stories in your inbox every day. Sign up now!Daily Beast Membership: Beast Inside goes deeper on the stories that matter to you. Learn more.



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The bread crumb papers: Why Cohen document dump should worry Donald Trump and others

The bread crumb papers: Why Cohen document dump should worry Donald Trump and othersRedactions can be used to avoid alerting a defendant before he's charged or tipping off suspects in a pending investigation. Who might that apply to?



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As 2020 candidates turn left, some Democrats worry about the center

As 2020 candidates turn left, some Democrats worry about the centerParty activists have been energized as Cory Booker, Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris and other candidates endorsed plans to provide Medicare coverage to every American, some form of tuition-free college, a national $ 15 minimum wage and the so-called “Green New Deal” advocated by U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Some Democrats fear the argument has potency.



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Activists worry that Jussie Smollett arrest will discourage hate-crime reporting by real victims

Activists worry that Jussie Smollett arrest will discourage hate-crime reporting by real victimsThe dramatic turn of events in the Jussie Smollett case was treated by Trump as a vindication, and disheartened gay rights and civil rights advocates who fear that it will discourage future victims of hate crimes from coming forward.



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A blow to morale: Afghan generals worry about US withdrawal

A blow to morale: Afghan generals worry about US withdrawalISLAMABAD (AP) — The Taliban welcomed the news of the U.S. plan to withdraw half its troops in Afghanistan by the summer, while Afghan generals warned Friday it would be a blow to the morale of the country's beleaguered security forces, who come under daily attacks from the insurgent fighters.



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Democrats Worry They're Facing A Stacked Deck For Historic Senate Hearing

Democrats Worry They're Facing A Stacked Deck For Historic Senate HearingWASHINGTON ― No one knows what to expect at Thursday's highly anticipated



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Midterm Mania No. 1: Why Democrats and Republicans should worry about the Ohio results

Midterm Mania No. 1: Why Democrats and Republicans should worry about the Ohio resultsEverything you need to know this week about Election 2018



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Refugees Fleeing Violence In Myanmar Have A New Worry: Elephants

Refugees Fleeing Violence In Myanmar Have A New Worry: ElephantsKUTUPALONG, Bangladesh ― Around midnight on Jan. 19, a heavy sound jolted



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A Census Question About Citizenship Should Worry You, No Matter Your Immigration Stance

A Census Question About Citizenship Should Worry You, No Matter Your Immigration StanceI found myself beaming with excitement back in 2010 as I tore open the



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Here's Why You Don't Need To Worry About The Christmas Tree Shortage

Here's Why You Don't Need To Worry About The Christmas Tree ShortageFor the past few years, news outlets have covered Christmas tree shortages and this year is no exception.



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